May 17th, 2016

Cats Are Control Freaks

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Written by: Gene
As I look at the definitions of two words, I am forced to come to a conclusion about something.
Cats are a part of the ever-aggressive “victimhood society”…
The two words are:
1) me |mē|
pronoun [ first person singular ]
used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself as the object of a verb or preposition
2) ow |ou|
used to express sudden pain
When a cat says “me-ow”, what they are really saying is, “You have caused me pain, and therefore you must serve me for the rest of your days…”
They use this condescending lack of sentence structure to speak to us, because they genuinely feel that we are too stupid to think for ourselves and therefore need to be spoken to with only base words.
It is time to put a stop to this Pseudo-Feline Oppression, now!!!
Don’t allow yourselves to be controlled by these furry bags of anger and rage.
Next time you hear a cat call you to serve them, tell them to grow up, move along, and get it themselves.

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